Feb. 9, 2026

Episode 9: Going Once, Going Twice, SOLD! - Auction Adventures & Fabric Finds with Etsy Reseller Kira Hartley Klinger

Episode 9: Going Once, Going Twice, SOLD! - Auction Adventures & Fabric Finds with Etsy Reseller Kira Hartley Klinger
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Season 1

If you think the restaurant industry has wild characters, wait until you hear what goes down at auctions.

In this episode, I'm sitting down with my friend Kira, a vintage fabric reseller on Etsy who has seen it ALL. 

From smooth talking auctioneers to the eccentric personalities who show up ready to fight for a deal, Kira's stories will have you laughing, gasping, and wondering why there isn't a reality show about this world already.

Kira runs DodOddity on Etsy, where she hunts down and resells incredible vintage fabrics, and she's turned her wildest experiences into not one but TWO books. If you love a good story about hustle, chaos, and the thrill of the find, this conversation is for you.

We'll cover:

  • The colorful characters Kira encounters at auctions (and why they rival any restaurant regular)
  • What it's really like building a reselling business from the ground up
  • The insane things people will do to score a deal
  • How Kira turned her auction adventures into two published books
  • The crossover between service industry grit and reseller hustle

Whether you're a server who dreams of a side hustle, a thrift lover, or just someone who appreciates a great story, this episode is a blast.

Check out Kira's books on Amazon: 

📖 Fabric Wars: Tales of the Hunt for Vintage Fabric with Etsy's DodOddity — https://www.amazon.com/Fabric-Wars-Tales-Vintage-DodOddity-ebook/dp/B0CL3JPN9W?ref_=ast_author_dp&th=1&psc=1 

📖 Fabric Wars & MORE!: The Insanity of Online Resale Continues with Etsy's DodOddity — https://www.amazon.com/Fabric-Wars-MORE-Continues-DodOddity-ebook/dp/B0F844D663?ref_=ast_author_dp&th=1&psc=1

Shop Kira's vintage fabrics on Etsy: 

🛍️ DodOddity — https://www.etsy.com/shop/DodOddity

Don't forget to tip your favorite waitress!

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Picture this.

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An elderly woman with an updo, support hose, and orthopedic shoes, and a ruthless stone-faced redhead.

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What do these two have in common?

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They are both characters that my special guest, Kira Hartley Klinger, has encountered at auctions, and she's got some great stories for us.

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Today's guest is Kira Hartley Klinger.

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She is an author, internet reseller, and self-described frequent auction offender.

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For over 20 years, Kira has been running her Etsy shop, Dodd Oddity, selling vintage fabrics and textiles with over 17,000 sales to date.

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But her real claim to fame is her book, Fabric Wars, which chronicles the wild, hilarious, and sometimes cut uh cutthroat world of estate auctions, from dealing with fabric thieves to battling ruthless competitors.

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Kira has seen it all, and I'm so excited because she's here with us today.

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Hey Kira, how's it going?

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It is going well.

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How are you today?

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Not too bad, not too bad.

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I'm excited because we are um going to get a little bit of your uh background here.

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Tell me more about your reselling business.

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Um, I got started in resale 2003, is when I first opened up my eBay account.

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And it was a few years before I really started selling full-time.

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Um, but yeah, it kicked off then.

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It became my full-time job.

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Gosh, I guess about 13 years ago, I finally quit all the other side hustles and it was just involved with buying and selling.

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Um, but it was a way to make extra money.

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You know, I got thrown into single parenthood at 40 and needed to come up with something clever and in a hurry, and why not?

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You know, I could buy things for cheap just to see what would happen.

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That's amazing.

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It's nice when a side hustle can turn into a full-time job and you can just throw yourself into it.

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Yeah, I love it.

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100% agree.

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Yeah, didn't expect it, did not expect it, could not have predicted it.

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So that's that's fantastic.

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And what um is so interesting is that because you go to auctions, um, you encounter a whole bunch of different characters.

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So I I feel like the stereotype with auctions is the auctioneer, the going once, going twice, the fast talking, but the real chaos is with some of the competitors that you encounter there, and you have some fantastic stories for us, including uh, let's see, our our first our first fantastic character, an elderly woman with an up to support pantyhose, orthopedic shoes, thieving Thelma.

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Sounds like the last person who would be stealing anything, but she she is.

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Oh my gosh, the whole nine yards did not expect that to happen.

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And this was early in my buying and selling.

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I didn't sell fabric since the beginning.

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That happened accidentally.

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So this was in my early acquisitions of fabric, and not much has changed from then until now to where if I find an auction that has fabric, I want to buy all of it, and I I typically do buy all of it.

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Very few occasions that that that I don't.

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So I went to this auction and auctioneers could not give a flying fig about fabric.

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Fabric is something that is in the backyard, stuffed in boxes, it's an afterthought.

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You know, there's this thing at auctions called row lots, and row lots are all the boxes that sit in rows in the backyard.

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It could have anything in it.

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It's it was the stuff that the auctioneer said, eh, put it in the back.

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You know, this is not worth money.

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Um, the stuff that's worth money, I call it the big bucks table.

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You know, they've got the big canopy tent for the people that spend the most money, and the stuff in the backyard is always last.

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So there were lots and lots and lots of totes of fabric in the backyard, and most of them were in the same row.

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But off to the side, in another row, was one other tub of fabric.

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And these are these big, giant plastic tubs of fabric.

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There's a lot of fabric, you know.

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Yeah, uh, so they run a strict schedule.

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They say, okay, we're gonna sell outside from this time to this time at noon.

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We're gonna go inside the house and we're gonna start selling the stuff in the house because then they warm up to the big finale, hey, we're gonna sell the house.

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And then after they do all the big ticket items and people go home, then they get back to the stuff that's left in the backyard.

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So they're cruising along in the backyard, right?

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I bought every single box of fabric there was, and I'm just building this pile off to the side.

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We do that, we build stacks and piles, and normally people respect it, not always true, lots of stories there.

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But um, so I'm building this pile, and it gets to the point where there's just that one box of fabric left, but now they've decided we're going inside.

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It's like, oh, come on, there's just one box left, you know.

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But they stick to a time schedule, so alright, fine.

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So, of course, there's things in the house I'm interested in too, and up on the third floor in the attic in this cramped, dank, dark space.

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Um, there's also fabric stuffed in the Eaves.

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So I'm like, okay, well, I gotta go pluck that stuff out of the Eaves.

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I have to buy that too.

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So we go inside.

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So, as I mentioned, there have been instances where people have sherry picked from other people's piles after they bought it, and so I would kept going back downstairs or looking out windows trying to make sure that my pile was okay, you know.

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So on one of my trips down, um, that box of fabric was gone.

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And I was like, oh my god, where did it go?

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You know, and I I knew that they didn't sell it, but it's like, what the heck?

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You know, so I started asking around.

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I'm like, okay, has anybody seen what happened to this box of fabric?

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And there was this young kid that came up to me, and I I say young, I'm 58.

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Anybody that's under 35 is gonna be young to me, you know.

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But he's this like strapping young man, and he comes up to me, he goes, Yeah, you know, that lady over there told me she bought it and asked me if I'd put it in her car.

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And I was like, Oh, seriously?

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So I look, and it is, it's this little old lady.

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I mean, she's got the skirt and like you said, the updo and the orthopedic shoes.

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I mean, old lady to the hilt.

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I'm like, oh my gosh.

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So I was I I went back all the way up to the attic because they were in the attic, and I told the auctioneer, I said, Look, I said, This is what's going on.

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And and the kid followed me up the stairs.

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We're, you know, trekking it up the stairs, and he comes up behind me and he's nodding and verifying everything that I'm saying because he doesn't want to get in trouble.

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He didn't know.

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And this little old lady is hot on our heels, you know, three flights of stairs, and she's like right behind us, and she's pleading her case to the auctioneer, and she's calling him by name, and she's saying, You know me, you know what I bought.

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I only bought flowers and I only bought crafts, and you know what I bought, you know me.

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And she's like begging, you know.

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So they stop the auction, and they go downstairs to see what it's all about, and everybody that's up in the attic, their interest has piqued.

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They're like, Oh my gosh, is this for real?

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So everybody goes outside and we go down to the yard, and she is again, she's keeping up with everybody, and she's right there in his face out in the yard, continuing, you know, I didn't do it, you know, this is all I bought.

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You know who I am.

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We've been, you know, through auctions forever, whatever.

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So they walk out to her car with her, and there it is in the backseat of the car.

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I can't believe it.

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And then she gets mad.

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Okay.

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I describe it as the five stages of grief.

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So now she's in the anger phase, you know.

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And so she turns on me and she points at me and she's like, She's buying all the fabric.

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I can't get any of the fabric.

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She's like, oh my gosh, now it's my fault.

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Yeah, it's my fault.

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You stole my stuff, okay.

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So they threw her out, and this is an auction, like the the yard was fenced off, and so they put her on the other side of the fence, this chain link fence, and locked it and shut it.

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And she's on the other side of the fence saying, You can't do this to me, you cannot throw me out.

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And the the daughter of the estate, she comes up to the woman and she's like puts her hands on her hips and she says, Oh, yes, we can.

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You know, she's like, Oh my gosh.

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Yeah, it was wild.

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It was totally wild.

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And like a little little old lady, like the last person that you would expect it from, and she pulled all these manipulation tactics and you're crafty, you know.

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You just oh, yeah.

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I mean, I am used to annoying, you know, the little old ladies because there's a lot of grandmothers and quilters and people that show up hoping to get the fabric for cheap.

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And I admit that I kind of have I'm a little ruthless, I kind of want it all.

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But I don't come across fabric collections that often.

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So when I find it, it's like, well, sorry, it's I I do my job, my business, whatever.

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Yeah, no, exactly.

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But if you want some fabric, they can just buy it off you for Metsy.

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There you go.

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Right.

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And I should I should have given her a business card.

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Missed opportunity.

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Miss Opportunity.

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Missed opportunity.

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But it's funny because sometimes it's like the the people that you least expect, like speaking of like older ladies, like I remember I was um uh there was like a table of older ladies that had come in for lunch, and one of them had ordered, she told me it was like chicken and a Caesar salad, and so I brought out the chicken and the Caesar salad, and then um my boss was there actually that day, and then she's like, I didn't order this.

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I'm like, no one, you said chicken and Caesar salad.

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She's like, but I said fries, and I'm like, and you can just see it in their eyes.

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I'm like, what are you doing?

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There's a big difference between fries and chicken and yeah, and Caesar salad, but you know what?

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It's just I guess the the nature of things.

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Maybe as you get older in that age, you feel like, hey, maybe I can get away with some stuff, no one will suspect it.

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Right, exactly.

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Who's gonna suspect me?

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You know, exactly.

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I mean, I would have never picked her out.

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That's crazy.

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Oh, you're crazy.

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But um, like I said, the chaos at auctions, and there is another character that earned two chapters in your book.

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That's incredible.

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This must be quite the individual.

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I'd like to talk about Krabby Patty.

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I love that name took SpongeBob.

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I want to hear all about her.

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Now, she's one of those people that I didn't expect.

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You know, usually, like I said, I don't have that much competition with the fabric, nothing that I can't handle.

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And um, I showed up at this auction.

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It was supposed to be a two-day event.

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They're like a week apart or something, I don't know.

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Um, and yeah, like half the room was full of tables of fabric.

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It was it was everywhere.

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I was like, oh my gosh.

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And of course, I see people that I recognize and they see me, and there's the usual, like, oh, she's here, you know.

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Um, so but I again I went into it, I was not that concerned about it.

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So my positioning at an auction is that I have to be up front.

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I want the auctioneer to see me from the first time I bid and to remember me and to look at me to make sure I'm done beating before they quit.

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You know, I need to be in their face.

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So I'm right up there when it starts, and really not even again thinking twice about it.

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I typically can expect to pay nowadays anywhere between$50 and$75 for a box of fabric, that's usually my comfort zone.

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So and I don't I'm sure other people do this as well, but another tactic I use is that usually the first round, I will pay whatever it takes to get that box of fabric to get my choice.

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What they do is they set up the table or the area, maybe there's a dozen boxes, and whoever has the highest bid can pick as many as they want times that bid.

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Okay.

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So um, you know, I I aim to have the highest bid first, so that the second round, people are like, Well, we know where she's gonna go, forget it, and they bow out.

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Okay.

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It's effective price 75% of the time.

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Sometimes there's a monkey wrench.

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So Krabby Patty was a monkey wrench.

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You know, I'm there in my jeans with holes in the knees, my Converse tennis shoes, my Harley Davidson t-shirt.

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I have a ponytail, you know.

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She's dressed for church.

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You know, she's got this shortcut red hair.

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She's probably a little younger than me, but she's she's looking nice.

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You know, I mean, I'm just I'm there to get dirty.

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Um so she's bidding against me.

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And we get up to that$50 mark, we're still going.

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I'm like, huh, okay.

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We get up to that hundred dollar mark, and everybody else is just like watching right now.

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They're in the background, kind of going, ooh, you know.

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We get to$125, still going.

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It took to like$200 to get that first bid.

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And I'm like, oh my gosh.

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It's like I've never spent this much for a box of fabric in my life.

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So now I gotta pick.

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Now I've been like, okay, maybe there was just one box that she was like attached to for whatever reason, you know.

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But I want to pick that box so that she doesn't do this to me again.

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But I don't know what to pick, they're all good.

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Yeah, so I'm just like, all right, forget, I just I just pick a box.

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And I'm not picking all, no way.

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So they start the bidding again, it goes up just as high.

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I'm like, oh my gosh, you've got to be kidding me.

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And so it went back and forth and back and forth, and she was winning some and I was winning some, but the tally in my brain was like, ka ching, ka ching, kaching.

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Oh my gosh, how am I gonna pay for this auction?

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Yeah.

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So there are these people that they hire at the auction.

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I don't know why he keeps doing that.

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There's these people that they hire at the auction.

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I call them the henchmen.

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Okay.

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And they are their they're the helpers to the auctioneer.

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And when there are people that are bidding hot and heavy and buying a lot of things, they don't want to interrupt the sale for that person to go put their stuff in a pile.

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So the henchmen will start taking people's things and they'll start a pile for that person, and that becomes their job.

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Okay.

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I don't trust the henchmen.

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I don't think they really care whose pile it goes into.

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Oh my god.

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Um so there's always a little bit of skepticism on my part.

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Um, so there's this perpendicular wall, and my stuff is stacked on one side of it, and her stuff is stacked on the other side.

00:14:56.559 --> 00:14:59.679
Not one other person bought anything in the fabric department.

00:14:59.759 --> 00:15:00.960
It was me or her.

00:15:02.080 --> 00:15:05.679
So we get through the fabric and they go off to sell yarn.

00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:07.840
She goes with them to buy yarn.

00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:10.480
I don't care about yarn, that's not my thing.

00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:14.399
So I'm just kind of walking around and going past her pile.

00:15:14.559 --> 00:15:15.919
I'm not touching.

00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:18.559
That's like you don't touch each other's stuff.

00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:19.279
I get it.

00:15:19.440 --> 00:15:24.720
You know, I'm just I'm looking because I want to make sure that nothing of mine is in her pile, you know.

00:15:25.200 --> 00:15:27.679
You paid like$200 for it.

00:15:27.919 --> 00:15:28.879
Yeah, exactly.

00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:30.639
It's like I just make so much money.

00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:33.440
If I want to make sure I get everything I paid for.

00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:37.840
So I'm just casually strolling past her pile, you know.

00:15:38.159 --> 00:15:41.919
And all of a sudden, from across the room, I mean, this is a big building.

00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:43.120
She's clearing the other side.

00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:51.120
I hear, hey! And I look, everybody looks, and she's like, I don't appreciate that.

00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:54.320
I was like, appreciate what?

00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:58.240
You know, and I was I was like, I was just looking.

00:15:58.799 --> 00:16:09.840
You know, and so I kind of like slink away, and there's this group of women that are sitting in chairs, and previously they did not like me, and they did not like her because they were not getting anything, you know.

00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:27.279
But now I've just been scorned by this redheaded lady who skipped church to come to an auction, and I I sit down in the chair with all these other women, and I'm like, you know, who peed in her Cheerios, and all of a sudden, you know, we're like all friends, and all of a sudden they're on my side.

00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:28.639
Yeah, what's wrong with her?

00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:34.480
So I spent like a record amount at this sale.

00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:42.159
I spent so much money, and so all the way home, I'm going over my head, and I'm like, oh my gosh, I cannot go back to the next sale.

00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:43.840
I can't, I cannot spend any more money.

00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:48.720
I just can't, and then it's like, but if I don't and she does, she's gonna get it all for cheap.

00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:51.120
And it's like, I gotta go back to the next sale.

00:16:51.919 --> 00:16:53.279
Gotta stand your ground.

00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:54.720
I know.

00:16:55.600 --> 00:16:58.799
So I come back to the next sale, and this is the next chapter.

00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:02.399
We have Krabby Patty, and then the next chapter is called Honest Abe.

00:17:02.960 --> 00:17:06.240
So I come back, and it's and it's the same thing all over again.

00:17:06.400 --> 00:17:10.400
The only thing I can say is I think that each of us showed a little bit more restraint.

00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:14.000
I think we were both a little wounded after the first time, you know.

00:17:14.640 --> 00:17:16.480
But it was still mostly me and her.

00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:19.039
Some people got a little bit, but it was still mostly us.

00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:21.200
I still spent just as much money.

00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:23.279
Maybe I got a little more, I don't know.

00:17:23.680 --> 00:17:24.960
So, same thing.

00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:34.319
I'm looking at the different piles, but this time I notice in my pile are two big boxes that she won.

00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:38.000
And I'm like, oh man.

00:17:39.039 --> 00:17:42.799
It's like, what do I do?

00:17:43.759 --> 00:17:48.480
You know, it just felt it felt like a gift from the heavens.

00:17:50.079 --> 00:17:59.599
The universal like winking at you, but in the back of my brain is my mother's voice, and she's going, now Kira.

00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:02.480
Like, oh, fine.

00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:11.039
So I walk across the room, tap her on the shoulder, she turns around, and nobody's more surprised to see me than her.

00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:13.920
And she says, Yes.

00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:15.519
Oh no.

00:18:16.319 --> 00:18:18.240
And she has her husband there with her.

00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:21.119
My husband in the book is called Helper because he is.

00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:23.200
He's like the best auction companion.

00:18:23.279 --> 00:18:24.880
He he's my helper.

00:18:25.119 --> 00:18:26.319
She's got her helper.

00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:28.240
I don't know what he is, he's not my helper.

00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:33.680
But he's standing there like his bodyguard, her bodyguard, you know, and he's kind of looking at me.

00:18:34.079 --> 00:18:38.559
And I said, Um, I think one of your boxes is in my pile.

00:18:39.039 --> 00:18:40.240
And she's like, It is.

00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:42.559
I said, I think so.

00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:47.200
So she walks across the room with me, her fake helpers in tow.

00:18:47.440 --> 00:18:57.759
They walk over there, and uh, I mean, really, I don't know what he thinks I'm gonna do to her, but anyway, we walk across the room, and I point, I go, I think that one's yours.

00:18:58.079 --> 00:19:02.640
She looks at me, she looks at the box, and she goes, It is.

00:19:03.200 --> 00:19:06.000
And just like silence, you know.

00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:09.920
I mean, it was almost worth it just to have this humble look on her face.

00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:16.079
So her husband picks up the box, and underneath it I said, I think that one's yours too.

00:19:16.319 --> 00:19:20.720
Oh and she looks and she's I know right.

00:19:21.119 --> 00:19:22.640
I mean, I'm going to heaven.

00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:24.720
I just I sealed it, right?

00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:28.720
So she looks and she goes, uh, it is mine.

00:19:28.880 --> 00:19:30.400
I'm like, okay.

00:19:30.799 --> 00:19:34.400
And so she just quietly goes, Thank you.

00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:39.440
I was like, wow, how bad did that one hurt?

00:19:39.599 --> 00:19:40.079
You know?

00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:46.720
So I mean, I called my mom on the way home just because I had to be like, okay, mom, I did it.

00:19:46.799 --> 00:19:47.279
I was good.

00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:50.240
I gave back to her, but you know, the racing.

00:19:51.039 --> 00:19:52.559
It was so painful.

00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:53.759
It was so hard to do.

00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:58.480
Um, but yeah, this was several years ago, and I have not seen her since.

00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:05.680
I have not seen her at another auction, but every time a big fabric sale comes up, I have like anxiety attacks the night before.

00:20:05.759 --> 00:20:09.839
I mean, there's this thing, I call it crashing and burning in this business.

00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:13.920
There's people out there that think that buying and selling um is easy money.

00:20:14.079 --> 00:20:17.119
They think that it's just, oh, I'm just gonna do that for you know, it'll be fun.

00:20:17.279 --> 00:20:19.039
I knew this, I didn't know them.

00:20:19.119 --> 00:20:25.440
Um, a long time ago, there was a couple that started to show up at all these auctions, and they would buy absolutely everything they could get their hands on.

00:20:25.519 --> 00:20:25.759
Yeah.

00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:32.960
Um, and the rumor was that they had won the lottery, and they thought that it was a really good way to invest their money, get like a big return.

00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:33.440
Really?

00:20:33.759 --> 00:20:36.079
And then they disappeared because they went broke.

00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:41.119
You know, they had all this stuff that they didn't know how to sell, didn't know if it was worth anything, whatever.

00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:48.400
Um, Krabby Patty, she had been passing around like business cards at the auctions, which was kind of weird.

00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:59.440
She had opened up this shop with her sister in this tiny little town that was five miles away from Joanne Fabrics, and she thought that she was gonna have like this cute little country fabric store, I guess.

00:20:59.599 --> 00:21:00.240
I don't know.

00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:06.160
I mean, I sell all over the world, and this was like four years ago, and I'm still selling stuff from that estate.

00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:08.000
So I'm not quite sure what she thought.

00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:13.200
It was also kind of weird that she was handing out business cards to people that she just beat out of winning something.

00:21:13.279 --> 00:21:21.519
Oh, I'm really sorry that you didn't win that box of yarn, but I have a whole stock of yarn in my shop, and it, you know, the piece you wanted might show up.

00:21:21.599 --> 00:21:22.480
So here's my card.

00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:27.920
Yeah, it's and you can pay three times the price for it when you come to my shop.

00:21:28.400 --> 00:21:29.599
Yeah, yeah.

00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:35.039
So I kind of feel like Krabby Patty crashed and burned, is what my is what my heart tells me.

00:21:35.200 --> 00:21:38.160
So it's not kind, but I don't need her in my life.

00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:39.039
I just don't.

00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:46.559
So did you were you able to recoup like the all the money that that you had spent?

00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:53.359
Because it sounds like it was a really expensive couple of auctions if she was just you know driving up the price.

00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:54.880
It it it really was.

00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:58.799
I probably spent probably five thousand dollars between the two auctions.

00:21:58.960 --> 00:21:59.359
Oh my gosh.

00:21:59.599 --> 00:21:59.759
Um

00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:12.960
And when you're selling fabric for, you know, geez, I mean, I sell fat quarters, which is a quarter yard of fabric for four to four to eight dollars, depending on what era it is, but it's nickel and dime.

00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:15.920
You know, I make money on Etsy every single day.

00:22:16.319 --> 00:22:21.519
But there's probably, you know, 30 to 40 estates working together at the same time.

00:22:21.680 --> 00:22:21.920
Wow.

00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:25.279
So, like I said, I'm still selling fabric from that estate.

00:22:25.359 --> 00:22:30.880
So, yes, I've made money, but it's not Etsy isn't it doesn't pay me back that way overnight.

00:22:31.200 --> 00:22:36.799
It only pays me back because I'm constantly doing it, and there's so many different collections in my shop.

00:22:37.119 --> 00:22:37.440
Wow.

00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:43.599
So it's it's is I guess it's more of like a volume game when on Etsy with fabric.

00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:52.480
Yes, the more I have, the more people will fill a cart, and you know, but that cart could be full of fabric from years worth of collecting, you know.

00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:54.160
Holy smokes.

00:22:54.480 --> 00:23:21.200
Well, I mean, sad to hear that some of these people like you you I mean, I guess one of my questions um to you is some of these, like, not the greatest interactions, like, have there ever been moments where it's like, okay, now we sort of like squashed it and now we're sort of like friends, or do a lot of these people um just not come back like Krabby Patty?

00:23:21.519 --> 00:23:25.839
I don't think Krabby Patty and I will ever be friends even if I see her again.

00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:27.440
I just I just don't.

00:23:27.599 --> 00:23:33.039
Um, like yes, in the auction arena, I like to think that we're all friends.

00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:36.160
And a lot of us, because I don't just buy and sell fabric, you know.

00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:37.920
I've been on eBay forever.

00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:40.079
I buy and sell anything and everything.

00:23:40.240 --> 00:23:42.960
Um, and I know a lot of people that do the same thing.

00:23:43.119 --> 00:23:50.559
And so when we come together, you know, we'll recognize each other, we'll have small talk, uh, we'll act stupid and oh how how's business?

00:23:50.720 --> 00:23:55.599
But we all know that we stalk each other's pages and know exactly how business is, you know.

00:23:56.079 --> 00:23:59.119
So um, but I mean, I don't know.

00:23:59.279 --> 00:24:05.039
I think that we're very we're competitive, but I think that we also have our own lanes a lot of times.

00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:06.880
I think we respect each other's lanes.

00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:16.079
I think that we respect when somebody else makes a profit off of something we also wanted because we know that we're gonna buy something and sell something, you know, it's just it's back and forth.

00:24:16.240 --> 00:24:16.480
Yeah.

00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:19.119
Um, you know, and same with the auctioneers.

00:24:19.279 --> 00:24:22.960
There are some, most of the auctioneers I get along with famously.

00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:31.200
I mean, they have a million quirks and stories behind them, but there are some auctioneers that I just won't even do business with anymore.

00:24:31.279 --> 00:24:34.319
You know, there are some out there that are so shady it's not even funny.

00:24:34.559 --> 00:24:35.279
Oh my god.

00:24:36.160 --> 00:24:38.240
But yeah, it's it's fun.

00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:40.559
It's it's it's the best part of what I do.

00:24:40.880 --> 00:24:42.559
It sounds like so much fun.

00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:48.319
Like um, there's um another auction character, Playboy Pete.

00:24:48.559 --> 00:24:54.160
Um, I'm really curious about him because how are you gonna be a Playboy at an auction?

00:24:54.400 --> 00:24:55.039
You know what I mean?

00:24:55.119 --> 00:24:56.640
Like you're there to bid for stuff.

00:24:57.599 --> 00:24:59.440
Was that how he was getting all his stuff?

00:24:59.519 --> 00:25:04.880
He would like swoon the ladies and then grab everything while they were distracted.

00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:06.880
He was an auctioneer.

00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:08.160
He is an auctioneer.

00:25:08.400 --> 00:25:09.279
Oh, he's an auctioneer.

00:25:09.759 --> 00:25:10.559
He's an auctioneer.

00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:11.680
Yeah.

00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:15.759
And um he's been a business a long time.

00:25:15.839 --> 00:25:19.519
He's he's the old timer, and his sons now have taken over.

00:25:19.680 --> 00:25:23.680
He has retired, um, but he still likes the social aspect of it.

00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:26.319
So he'll walk around and put his arm around you.

00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:27.519
Hey, how you doing?

00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:28.400
Nice to see you.

00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:30.799
You know, he's everybody's friend, right?

00:25:31.359 --> 00:25:34.559
So and I was feeding into it.

00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:36.799
He was kind of like a grandpa to me, you know.

00:25:36.960 --> 00:25:39.200
I was like, yeah, it's all good, it's all good.

00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:43.440
So I went to this one auction, and this was um, it was during COVID.

00:25:43.599 --> 00:25:47.920
And Ohio only respected COVID briefly.

00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:56.640
As soon as they yeah, as soon as they like got rid of the no public gathering ban, they immediately started auctions back up again.

00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:59.279
Even though COVID was still killing people, yeah.

00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:02.640
They you know, as soon as they lifted that ban, they're like, okay, we're back at it.

00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:03.119
Yeah.

00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:09.519
Um so this was the first auction that I had gone to, and this one is called um Milkhouse Mayhem in the book.

00:26:09.920 --> 00:26:13.119
And um, it was on a rural country estate.

00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:15.680
Everybody was wearing masks, you know.

00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:18.079
And I just kept to the back.

00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:22.960
I would get come forward when it was time to bid, but mostly I hung back because they didn't care.

00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:24.799
Everybody was congregating.

00:26:24.960 --> 00:26:25.119
Yeah.

00:26:25.359 --> 00:26:27.599
Well, Playboy Pete wore no mask.

00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:30.319
He was not gonna be, you know.

00:26:31.599 --> 00:26:36.960
So I caught myself, um, there's always a food cart.

00:26:37.200 --> 00:26:39.599
Um, I don't usually eat at auctions.

00:26:39.759 --> 00:26:45.039
One, because my hands are usually filthy, and two, because I don't have time.

00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:46.400
I'm too busy, I'm on the go.

00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:51.519
I just, you know, they had fried bologna, and I can't say no to fried bologna.

00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:54.480
And this was fried German bologna, so it was different.

00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:56.960
Yeah, yeah, it was so good.

00:26:57.359 --> 00:27:02.640
And the guy had homemade ice cream, so I'm like, okay, it's like a double whammy.

00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:04.079
Yeah, exactly.

00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:13.839
So I got my fried bologna and I got my chocolate ice cream, and I find this corner and I just go off by myself, and I'm mouthful of food, no mask.

00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:17.440
Playboy Pete, he comes along in your face.

00:27:17.519 --> 00:27:19.759
He's not somebody that can just talk to you from a distance.

00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:21.359
He has to get real close, you know.

00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:23.599
So, hey, how you doing?

00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:28.559
Great, trying to eat, trying not to be rude, but I'm leaning back as I'm talking.

00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:32.160
And he says, you know, the darnest thing happened the other day.

00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:32.799
I'm like, really?

00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:33.599
He's like, Yeah.

00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:35.279
And again, this is my grandfather.

00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:39.839
I'm expecting to hear, you know, not what came out of his mouth.

00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:48.160
And he said, I got a letter in the mail telling me that my Playboy magazine subscription was going digital.

00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:52.640
And I was like, okay.

00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:59.839
And he's like, and I have been a subscriber because I've gotten that magazine for years.

00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:01.839
And he says, and I I don't know what to tell him.

00:28:01.920 --> 00:28:04.640
So I'm like, well, I want my money back.

00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:08.240
And he goes, and two weeks later, I got a check in the mail.

00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:09.599
And I was like, no way.

00:28:09.839 --> 00:28:12.960
And I was like, okay, can you go away now?

00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:19.039
Ever since then, I have not been able to look at him the same way.

00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:20.000
I just can't.

00:28:20.240 --> 00:28:26.559
I mean, it's like, okay, I don't I don't I don't care to conversate because I don't know what's coming out of your mouth next.

00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:31.359
Um but yeah, he is somebody that I see frequently.

00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:41.920
And there was um another auction that I went to called uh it's called right hook because I had gone to the dentist before this auction, and I don't know what that dentist did to me.

00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:47.839
I think he used my face to like brace himself or something, but I was black and blue all up and down, you know.

00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:51.839
I I look like I gotten like beaten by a husband or something.

00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:53.440
So I go, I know.

00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:54.400
So I go to his house.

00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:55.839
Now you're at an auction.

00:28:56.400 --> 00:28:57.680
Right, exactly.

00:28:57.839 --> 00:28:58.960
And and I don't know.

00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:04.000
I like to get favorite favoritism from the auctioneers, and I'm like, okay, we have rapport, me and him.

00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:06.480
You know, I mean we get along pretty well.

00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:13.039
So, you know, he's gonna see my face and he's gonna feel extra sorry for me, and it's gonna be completely my day.

00:29:13.119 --> 00:29:13.440
Yeah.

00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:20.720
He was such a grump that day, and I don't know if it's because I didn't listen to his Playboy's stories sincerely.

00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:27.599
Um, but yeah, no, there was something I was trying to get moved forward because I wanted to bid on it and go.

00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:31.440
It was late in the day, and I don't know, it was just a long story short.

00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:36.319
He did me no favors that day and he grumped at me in front of everybody, and so yeah.

00:29:36.640 --> 00:29:54.799
I guess I guess we're not friends anymore, but it's funny because I feel like maybe like because at the restaurant I work at, we have a like a lot of older retired clientele, and it's like they get more like sensitive as they get much older.

00:29:54.960 --> 00:30:03.119
Like, there's this like older, retired gentleman that comes in, and he sort of like I don't know, gives me a little bit of the creeps.

00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:07.279
So I just go trying to do my job, like, hey, can I get your order?

00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:14.640
Like, I don't like to do the too much of the chit-chatty thing, and then um, and then one day I went up to him.

00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:34.400
I just I had heard something from someone that he was like watching an inappropriate video on his phone while he was at the restaurant, and another customer saw and told the server, so I just felt extra creeped out, so I tried to make it like fast, and and then he was like not impressed.

00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:39.839
He's like, Oh, we're just doing this, like as if to say, like, oh, you don't want to talk to me, sort of thing.

00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:41.759
And it's sort of like, no, I don't want to talk to me.

00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:42.640
Not really.

00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:51.200
Something in them, like their feelings get hurt, like we have to just be like, Oh my gosh, Playboy, that's I can't believe they did that.

00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:52.640
Like, what did you want me to say?

00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:53.759
You know what I mean?

00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:56.480
They just I I don't know.

00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.640
And and you're gonna put forth this this great big effort, and for what?

00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:10.000
I mean, I'm I don't correct me if I'm wrong, yeah, but I think a lot of the older generation, especially men, leave really crappy tips.

00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:14.400
So what am I working for here?

00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:15.920
Yeah, no, exactly.

00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:33.759
I think their like maybe mentality is stuck in I guess like the times when it was like, oh hey, five percent, ten percent, and so you're doing all this work, and it's like, you know, a lot, and then they're just like, okay, well, here you go.

00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:38.880
Like five bucks for you, and I'm like, but I just served like a table of eight people.

00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:40.319
Come on, please.

00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:41.599
Why?

00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:53.920
But my two sons had a paper route growing up, you know, and I helped them.

00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:58.960
We would deliver 200 newspapers every single day before school, like at five in the morning.

00:31:59.119 --> 00:32:04.319
And this went on for four years, barely any days off, because it was 365 days a year.

00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:13.839
And they had this one customer, and he was an older gentleman, and he used to want in a bag, in a bag hanging on the door, and then make sure you shut the door tight.

00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:17.440
Like he had a grocery sack hanging on the storm door, right?

00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:23.920
And so he wanted the newspaper in a bag that we provided, and then stuck inside that bag and make sure you you shut the door tight.

00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:28.480
Perfect.

00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:29.279
Perfect.

00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:35.440
My sons are 36 and 39, and they still recite in a bag, in a bag, shut the door tight.

00:32:35.599 --> 00:32:37.839
I mean, it just was like, yeah.

00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:40.400
They were nine and twelve when they used paper wrap.

00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:46.720
They were little guys, they were little guys, so it's Christmas time, and most of their customers treat them really well.

00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:49.359
They give them cookies, they give them gifts, they give them money.

00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:54.640
You know, they had like 1200 bucks worth of money for Christmas the first year, and this was in the 90s.

00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:55.599
That was a lot of money.

00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:57.359
That was a lot, yes.

00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:09.039
Yeah, and so this guy meets my son outside and he shakes his hand and wishes him a Merry Christmas, and he pulls out his wallet and he's flipping through 20s, you know, until he gets to a dollar bill.

00:33:09.200 --> 00:33:11.519
And he pulls out the dollar bill and he hands it to my son.

00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:14.000
He says, Here, share this with your brother.

00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:16.799
And my son is like, wow.

00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:18.319
So eat.

00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:19.200
Jeez.

00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:20.160
Fuck.

00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:21.759
And he doesn't tip throughout the year.

00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:23.200
That was for the whole year of service.

00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:33.759
Like in a bag, in a bag, shut the door tight for a I mean, I used to, I mean, I grew up in the 90s, and I used to get more from the Tooth Fairy.

00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:37.920
Like, seriously, like an adult, so 50 cents each for your sons.

00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:42.559
It's just that's and he's probably like, I'm the most generous human.

00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:44.960
Look at all the money I'm giving you.

00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:47.039
Oh, those poor things.

00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:48.480
Oh, it's so bad.

00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:48.960
Yeah.

00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:55.279
But you know, it's kind of funny because all three of us, in some regard, are in customer service now as adults.

00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:58.799
You know, so I mean, something to be said, I guess.

00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:00.240
For sure.

00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:00.960
Yeah.

00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:17.280
I think um, I think all this sort of behavior that we witness on a day-to-day also teaches us how to be better, kinder people because you're like, I would not want that sort of treatment, or I would not want to be like that to somebody else.

00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:22.960
So, you know, maybe they're doing us a favor in a really weird roundabout way.

00:34:23.199 --> 00:34:24.880
In a really weird way.

00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:26.079
I love it.

00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:26.639
I love it.

00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:28.320
The hard lessons of life.

00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:29.840
Lessons of life.

00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:33.119
Um, and then we've got time for one more.

00:34:33.280 --> 00:34:37.119
I really want to hear about Yard Cop and patrolling everybody.

00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:40.079
Okay, so yeah.

00:34:40.320 --> 00:34:41.920
He, and this is funny.

00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:46.639
I started to write about this chapter, how one day I want to be the person that has a mobility scooter.

00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:53.599
Just because I seriously want a legitimate, solid reason to where I don't have to do anything.

00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:54.079
Yeah.

00:34:54.960 --> 00:34:58.239
I mean, but it doesn't have to be for real.

00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:00.400
I appreciate the fact that people need one.

00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:06.000
I just want people to think I need one, you know, because I'm just I'm just so busy.

00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:07.039
It's a luxury.

00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:07.280
Yeah.

00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:18.719
Um so we go to this, we go to this auction and this this house right next door to where the auction, he's completely sectioned off by caution tape.

00:35:18.800 --> 00:35:19.679
And it's a big yard.

00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:23.360
He doesn't want anybody parking anywhere near his grass.

00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:25.840
He doesn't want anybody walking across his grass.

00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:33.039
And he is on one of those mobility scooters and he's patrolling his fence row as people are coming to the auction, you know.

00:35:34.159 --> 00:35:34.719
Yeah.

00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:37.599
And meanwhile, his house is immaculate.

00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:39.599
There is not a weed in his grass.

00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:45.280
His grass is perfectly mowed, maintained, and again, it's a big yard.

00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:45.599
Yeah.

00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:52.079
Uh, he has beautiful pink flocks billowing from his porch steps and around the front porch.

00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:54.000
I mean, it's an immaculate property.

00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:58.079
So I'm thinking to myself, do you hire people?

00:35:58.639 --> 00:36:01.360
Or is this scooter just for show?

00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:04.320
You know, because it's just it's a lot of work.

00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:13.440
So I'm collecting my pile, unaware that my pile has ever so slightly crept across the line.

00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:17.760
Because his caution tape ends like at this house's garage.

00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:26.880
And so I'm on the side property of this garage, which apparently was smaller than I thought it was, because my stuff was ever so slightly on his side.

00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:33.679
And he scooted around the property and came up to me and said, Would you please get your pile off my lawn?

00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:34.719
Okay.

00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:37.599
I sorry, I I didn't know.

00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:38.719
I didn't know.

00:36:38.880 --> 00:36:42.639
So I move it off of his lawn and I, you know, push it over and whatnot.

00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:47.360
And as I'm doing so, I'm chatting him up because I'm always trying to give people the benefit of the doubt.

00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:48.960
So I'm striking up conversations.

00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:52.480
I'm saying, Man, your flocks, they're amazing.

00:36:52.639 --> 00:37:03.679
You know, it's like I have flocks too, but mine are purple, and he's like, Yeah, and then he starts telling me about the care of the flocks, and his wife suddenly joins the conversation, and we're talking about flowers and flocks.

00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:06.400
And then I go into your grass, wow.

00:37:06.639 --> 00:37:09.199
You know, and I start pumping his ego about the grass.

00:37:09.440 --> 00:37:12.960
So by the time I've moved my pile, we're friends.

00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:20.159
You know, we're talking about grandkids, we're talking about the camp we have on the farm, we're talking about the transit bus that I painted.

00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:24.719
You know, it's like we've told each other our life stories in the course of about 15 minutes.

00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:28.559
Um, so it's time to go in the house and go downstairs.

00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:36.559
And this was one instance where I was not worried about my pile because Yard Cop knew it was all mine, and Yard Cop was now my friend.

00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:38.559
He was keeping an eye on things.

00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:39.280
Yeah.

00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:42.480
And I did not worry about my pile any further.

00:37:43.679 --> 00:37:48.000
So oh my goodness, that's that's fantastic.

00:37:48.159 --> 00:38:08.159
My brother-in-law had um a neighbor who was a little bit like Yard Cop without the like the scooter, but you couldn't even, if you had to let's say um reverse and your tire went a little bit onto his driveway, onto the neighbor's driveway, like he was just like at the window and did not appreciate it.

00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:22.480
Like you could not set anything on his property, breathed wrong in in that direction, so it can be like actually really stressful, but they're so you know protective of it because I guess they work hard for it.

00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:23.679
Exactly.

00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:28.320
And the lady next door, he told me, he said, Yeah, he says, I've lived here since I was a child.

00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:33.679
The lady next door that that died, whose estate it was, she said she was like a grandmother to me, you know.

00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:43.920
Um, and it was funny because her yard had bear patches everywhere and dandelions everywhere, and I do not know how the my how the how they did not migrate onto his property.

00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:47.280
It must have been like a constant internal battle for him every time the wind blew.

00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:49.760
He'd be like, Oh no, you know.

00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:56.880
So he told me, he says, I tried for years to get her to spray, and she just didn't want anything to do with the chemicals, you know.

00:38:57.199 --> 00:39:00.559
So I'm sure he was hoping for a better neighbor, yeah.

00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:01.840
Grass-wise.

00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:02.639
Yes.

00:39:03.519 --> 00:39:04.239
I love it.

00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:05.920
Well, I love all these stories.

00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:08.079
I love hearing about these auctions.

00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:10.079
What do you have planned?

00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:11.840
What are some of your future endeavors?

00:39:11.920 --> 00:39:13.039
Are we still doing auctions?

00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:14.480
Are you writing another book?

00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:17.920
Are we doing moving on to other platforms to sell fabric?

00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:18.960
My gosh.

00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:20.880
It's it's ongoing.

00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:22.800
I mean, I do have a third book in the series.

00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:25.119
I kind of always saw it as a trilogy.

00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:25.519
Yeah.

00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:27.920
And, you know, there's always a subtitle with my books.

00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:33.760
It's like Fabric Wars, the hunt for vintage fabric, and then fabric wars and more, the hunt continues, blah, blah, blah.

00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:40.960
Honestly, the last one, I'm really leaning towards Fabric Wars galore, and the subtitle is The Dead Are the Better.

00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:42.480
And it sounds really bad.

00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:46.719
And so I keep going back to is this really gauche or can I really get away with saying this?

00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:53.679
Um, but I have so many stories about how difficult it is to buy things from the living versus buying things from the dead.

00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:57.360
You know, I mean, those are a whole nother slew of stories.

00:39:57.599 --> 00:39:57.840
Yeah.

00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:00.639
Um so yeah, so I'm working on that.

00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:08.000
Uh, I'm working on of all things completely different, a children's book series, but that's kind of like my retirement plan.

00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:08.639
Yeah.

00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:10.960
One day I think I might retire, maybe.

00:40:11.199 --> 00:40:11.440
Yeah.

00:40:11.840 --> 00:40:14.079
Probably you have uh eight grandchildren?

00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:15.760
Eight, yeah.

00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:18.639
Eight and age range of of grandkids?

00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:26.400
Uh they are between the ages, well, the twins are turning six this month, and then the oldest uh is 13.

00:40:26.719 --> 00:40:27.360
Is 13.

00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:30.239
So those children's teams are perfect.

00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:31.760
You can you can read to them.

00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:35.280
That's a wonderful, wonderful project to be to be taken on.

00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:36.159
I love this.

00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:38.079
I love having you on my show here.

00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:39.760
You're just such a breath of fresh air.

00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:44.079
I love talking to you about um all of your fabric wars.

00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:46.480
Where can people get the book if they're if they're interested?

00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:48.000
Is it on Amazon?

00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:50.639
Uh they are yes, they're both on Amazon.

00:40:50.880 --> 00:41:03.920
If you happen to be a fabric junkie or you know somebody who is and you're thinking about giving it as a gift, if you go to my shop on etsy.odity, then I can sign the books there, inscribe them, whatever, and can go that route too.

00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:05.039
So either one.

00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:06.800
Amazing, amazing.

00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:10.960
Well, I will put all that information in the description for all the listeners.

00:41:11.039 --> 00:41:13.440
If you're interested, please check it out.

00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:17.199
Um, Kira, thank you so much for being here with me today.

00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:22.320
Um, and thank you to everybody listening, and we'll see you in the next episode.

00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:23.679
Thanks for having me.

00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:24.400
It's fun.